Hi. I'm Jonathon Marvelli, and I'm just a little weird. Honestly, the best way to describe myself and this blog would be to say that I'm a little insane. The things I find humorous often offend others, the things I have an interest in are often contradictions, and I tend to speak with and laugh at myself. In private. A lot. There are many things I wish I could be. An X-Man, a ninja, an artist, a writer, a superhero, a coffeeshop owner, a swordsman, a musician. This blog will reflect my interests in and attempts at all (most) of these.